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the Mad King broke third-party apps and I have axed twitter from my phone. come find me on Mastodon, or @hexapodium in most places.

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linkhttp://jvrglanville.net calendar_today11-01-2009 11:12:06

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RKG (@rkgvideo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you start watching this video at 23:23 you'll hit midnight at the exact point where we realise we didn't rest at the Blighttown bonfire. Happy New Year, slugs ❀️ youtu.be/LeFBlbs35M4

If you start watching this video at 23:23 you'll hit midnight at the exact point where we realise we didn't rest at the Blighttown bonfire. 

Happy New Year, slugs ❀️

youtu.be/LeFBlbs35M4
Nick Stylianou πŸ‘€ (@nmsonline) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If Elon Musk steps down today, he'll have been in charge of Twitter four days longer than Liz Truss was officially in office as Prime Minister. Which is how we must calculate all lengths of tenure now.

john glanville πŸ€ hexapodium@mastodon.social (@hexapodium) 's Twitter Profile Photo

With the prospect of the Mad King stepping down, we must remember two things: 1) a new CEO just means Musk will be demanding policy laundered through someone with no actual C or E power, and 2) Gwynne Shotwell has this job at SpaceX and somehow makes it work.

Chris Chapman (@retrohistories) 's Twitter Profile Photo

In 2004, Activision released a buggy, broken mess of an RPG. It sold very poorly. That should have been the end of it. It wasn't. Link in reply. (Signal boosts are appreciated!)

In 2004, Activision released a buggy, broken mess of an RPG. It sold very poorly. That should have been the end of it.
It wasn't.
Link in reply. (Signal boosts are appreciated!)
Jason Goldman (@goldman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Anyway, fairly convinced from that Twitter Spaces chat that Elon, in his new role as head of software & servers, will attempt a full stack rewrite next year which is kind of like getting a glimpse of the Coyote right at this moment:

Anyway, fairly convinced from that Twitter Spaces chat that Elon, in his new role as head of software & servers, will attempt a full stack rewrite next year which is kind of like getting a glimpse of the Coyote right at this moment:
Dara Γ“ Briain (@daraobriain) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Here is my annual reminder that if Santa is bringing a games console, Santa might want to plug it in and turn it on and get all the updates done now, in advance, so that it is all ready to go on the big day.

Liminal Warmth ❀️ (@liminal_warmth) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A ragtag band of friends and family seize a once in a lifetime opportunity to improve their fortune one Christmas, but their carefully planned efforts are frustrated at every turn by a psychotic, untraceable assassin who moves through the walls and hunts them down one by one

john glanville πŸ€ hexapodium@mastodon.social (@hexapodium) 's Twitter Profile Photo

radio.garden is a thing that exists: listen to radio, anywhere on the planet, live, as a stream, no login, no nothing. Feels like a time capsule into an older, better internet.

HEY-EY-EY-EY! (HEY-EY-EY-EY!) Let's Go, Buffalo! (@sethfromthe716) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Since Andrew Tate won't be able to drive when he's in prison, Greta Thunberg has effectively removed the emissions of 33 sports cars, including a Bugatti and two Ferraris in just one night of minimal effort.

Eduardo Reyes (@edreyesjourno) 's Twitter Profile Photo

MP: We're not very popular, Prime Minister. Isn't there something you can do to change that? PM: Actually, I do have a plan - Maths! MP: Maths, PM? PM: Yes, we'll make everyone do more maths. Everyone loves maths. MP: Brilliant.

paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you watch an entire series of #TheApprentice backwards, it’s about a talking scrotum’s quest to assemble a handpicked team of Britain’s leading dickheads.

john glanville πŸ€ hexapodium@mastodon.social (@hexapodium) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Elon did one good thing: my mental health is much better now that my phone no longer does Twitter. Giving up on the birdsite: underrated activity. Come find me as john glanville πŸ€ [email protected] in most places.