If you start watching this video at 23:23 you'll hit midnight at the exact point where we realise we didn't rest at the Blighttown bonfire. Happy New Year, slugs ❤️ youtu.be/LeFBlbs35M4

If Elon Musk steps down today, he'll have been in charge of Twitter four days longer than Liz Truss was officially in office as Prime Minister. Which is how we must calculate all lengths of tenure now.

With the prospect of the Mad King stepping down, we must remember two things: 1) a new CEO just means Musk will be demanding policy laundered through someone with no actual C or E power, and 2) Gwynne Shotwell has this job at SpaceX and somehow makes it work.

Only took a month for Musk to establish an apartheid government on Twitter

In 2004, Activision released a buggy, broken mess of an RPG. It sold very poorly. That should have been the end of it. It wasn't. Link in reply. (Signal boosts are appreciated!)

The Death and Rebirth of Vampire: Bloodlines: youtube.com/watch?v=RO4S2V…

Anyway, fairly convinced from that Twitter Spaces chat that Elon, in his new role as head of software & servers, will attempt a full stack rewrite next year which is kind of like getting a glimpse of the Coyote right at this moment:

Here is my annual reminder that if Santa is bringing a games console, Santa might want to plug it in and turn it on and get all the updates done now, in advance, so that it is all ready to go on the big day.

A ragtag band of friends and family seize a once in a lifetime opportunity to improve their fortune one Christmas, but their carefully planned efforts are frustrated at every turn by a psychotic, untraceable assassin who moves through the walls and hunts them down one by one

So have a merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, "kwazy" Kwanzaa, a tip-top Tet and a solemn, dignified Ramadan...

Throwback to the time the BBC asked Rage Against The Machine not to swear during a live Christmas broadcast.

radio.garden is a thing that exists: listen to radio, anywhere on the planet, live, as a stream, no login, no nothing. Feels like a time capsule into an older, better internet.

Since Andrew Tate won't be able to drive when he's in prison, Greta Thunberg has effectively removed the emissions of 33 sports cars, including a Bugatti and two Ferraris in just one night of minimal effort.

MP: We're not very popular, Prime Minister. Isn't there something you can do to change that? PM: Actually, I do have a plan - Maths! MP: Maths, PM? PM: Yes, we'll make everyone do more maths. Everyone loves maths. MP: Brilliant.

"Ceci n'est pas un char"

If you watch an entire series of #TheApprentice backwards, it’s about a talking scrotum’s quest to assemble a handpicked team of Britain’s leading dickheads.

Elon did one good thing: my mental health is much better now that my phone no longer does Twitter. Giving up on the birdsite: underrated activity. Come find me as john glanville 🐀 [email protected] in most places.

is it still bad here? it seems bad here still