#Hexican's log, #Stardate 25555.0 My Saturn mission raises one #question: If there is #beauty in space, but nobody is looking at it... does the beauty exist? In other words. Is it pointless to put on #makeup here after waking up? I should add it to my #science project.

#Hexican's log, #Stardate 26936.9 I feel so sick on my mission to Saturn today that it cannot be described. However, the nearest hospital is 0.006 light-years away. So, I think I must tough it out.. Or maybe a #sciVive call with Admiral Richard Heart would lift my spirit.

#Hexican's log, #Stardate 29555.5 Unbelievable, but.. One crew member turned into a #vampire during my spaceflight to Saturn. He must have bitten me yesterday. When I woke up today, I was wearing a vampire dress. I don't want to be a vampire. I am loyal to the admiral.

#Hexican's log, #Stardate 32266.6 Since a was turned into #vampire on my Saturn mission... It has one advantage. I can smell blood in the air very easily. And there is some blood in the air... So I smell an #opportunity. #bloodmoon #BloodMatters

#Hexican's log, #Stardate 36955.0 I'm loosing myself... I must end my curse of being turned into a #vampire on my #mission to Saturn. I'm going to eat a lot of garlic and end this #madness. So that I can be myself again.. Pure Hexican. #Winning

Hexican's log, #Stardate 37666.0 My conversion from vampire back to #Hexican was successful on my mission to Saturn. I was #undead for a short while. But now I feel better. I'm glad I #survived that vampire #attack without any consequences in the end. Joining back Team #Win

#Hexican's log, #Stardate 39369.0 Happy Easter from the outer space. There was no Easter Bunny on the Saturn mission, so I had to take responsibility for it myself. #HEX #Easter #Bunny

#Hexican's log, #Stardate 40369.0 I have been #frozen for the last couple of days. I was #researching a hibernation device on my Saturn mission and testing the prototype on myself, as any good #scientist would do. #TestnetV4 of my device was a #success.

#Hexican's log, #Stardate 42236.9 I took a weekend off on my mission to Saturn. Just kidding, there are no weekends in space. But I did go to the solarium, because it wouldn't be very possible to sunbathe in the Sun in space.

#Hexican's log, #Stardate 43690.0 I spent an eternity outside our #spaceship trying to fix it. Our spaceship, which was flying towards #Saturn, suddenly stopped moving. When I was doing the #spacewalk, I felt like I was in a water tank. It was a strange feeling. #fixed

#Hexican's log, #Stardate 42236.9 I didn't fix the engines last time. I should receive a pulse from the Earth that should start the chain reaction. I had a lot of sleep while waiting for the pulse to arrive. Now I have hope that the Saturn mission will be back on track soon.

#Hexican's log, #Stardate 45555 I finally got the PULSE from Earth; the engines have started the CHAIN reaction and are running again. My mission to Saturn continues I'm dressed for the occasion to celebrate the success I'm grateful to my admiral Richard Heart #PulseChain

#Hexican's log, #Stardate 46969.3 I was on my way to the captain's bridge party in the costume of a black hole. But the entrance corridor became clogged. Some people wanted to leave, while many wanted to enter. I'm still waiting in line for the party. #PulseChain #Bridge

#Hexican's log, #Stardate 50369.0 I feel a longing for more green in my life after recent tragic incidents. I think that more green will improve the mood on our Saturn mission. I'm sure of it.

#Hexican's log, #Stardate 53690.5 I'm lost in space. I need Elon Musk and his #SpaceX to rescue me. Or some other #superhero to save me. My Saturn mission is not going according to plan and experienced serious delays. I don't even have a spacesuit anymore, as you can see.

#Hexican's log, back on Earth. The Saturn mission has been temporarily aborted and postponed to a later date. In the meantime, I am starting the Green Candle Religion. New disciples are welcome.

#Hexican's log. We worshipped the GREAT GREEN CANDLE for a continuous 24 hours, and it worked. I personally placed my hands on everyone's green candle, and they immediately began to rise. I witnessed numerous large green candles that day. Even the #HEX green candle.

I was selected from all the #Hexicans to resume and lead the HEX mission to Saturn. I am the new representative of the #HEX Starfleet. Our spaceship has taken off and is on its way to Saturn.

I enjoy a brief moment of tranquility in orbit, before we achieve the escape velocity and launch ourselves on the trajectory to Saturn, where our #HEX mission truly begins.

If you wonder what I do when I cannot sleep in my spacesuit pajamas on my Hex Mission to Saturn.. I surf the web. You may ask how I access the internet in space.. Well, I use #Starlink, of course.