What skirt are we talking about?

Hmm, deal

Oh — I never realized you owned so many skirts

[ he takes a pleated red skirt from the closet ] I am going to be completely honest I have never worn a skirt.

[ he nods ] So — How do I wear this without anything showing?

Please, I definitely need help. [ He snickers, setting the red one he picked up down ]

[ He gives her a side eye but shrugs, going along with it ] Red and black are definitely my best colors.

I think the face helps as well — Hey, did you know I used to have black hair? [ He said, looking at the longer skirt she had chosen for him. ]

[ he nodded ] Yeah — My hair was black. Naturally. It’s amazing to see what stress can do to your hair.

[ he takes the skirt, smiling ] Hell yeah we do. [ he then exits the room, only to come back with the skirt on ] It’s very... Swooshy.

[ he turns around ] Listen, there’s a hole right above my ass this feels very weird.

[ he turns around again, crossing his arms ] I can feel the air on my cheeks, this is not a pleasant experience.

[ He can’t help but smile widely, he loved seeing her laugh — especially so freely ] Yeah, yeah. Like you wouldn’t cut holes in them while I sleep just so I can put it on and feel that morning breeze again.

[ he wants to keep her happy ] Liar! [ he gasped, dramatically turning around with his arms crossed so that the skirts would whip along with his movements]

[ He snickered, wrapping an arm around her neck ] Maybe I’ll look up how to grow a tail over night.

I’d look cool with a tail — hm, what type of tail should I grow? [ he joked with a chuckle ]

We can be bunnies together, deal.

I’ll just buy fake ones to match!

They’re much harder to grow

// HELLO I AM ALIVE