I'm so curious as to what goes on in Opensea meetings after braindead announcements like this. "Hey guys I think we're retarded." "I agree." "Now what?" "Let's do a group exercise where we smashed our heads against the keyboard 10 times. I'll go first". $SEA

So are we going to talk about Opensea not refunding Waves 1/2 but only refunding Waves 3-6 because it's peanuts compared to the first two waves?

Maturity is realizing that there are only 3 certainties in life: > death > taxes > OpenSea disappointing you

This is said with all due respect to the OS team, because I’ve genuinely had great experiences with them over the years… But this is wrong. You set up a farming opportunity with a specific timeframe and a clear purpose: to drive activity and extract value from traders on your

if a project cares about market conditions run

Listening to Adam Hollander for more than 30 seconds makes me want to jump into a fire. How his wife and kids have to listen to that nasily bald fuck is mindblowing to me. No substance just vague bullshit. He’s a grifter and a scammer. $SEA

It’s so weird that OpenSea Foundation never posts but is so involved with $SEA. It’s always their decision, but dfinzer.eth | opensea always speaks for them and they repost it. It’s clearly just OS as another entity, we aren’t stupid. Do they think we believe they’re to blame?

They’re literally just picking people who are already paid KOLs to ask Adam Hollander questions. Absolute joke. Opensea really needs to just leave the space. These grifters need to be jailed. $SEA

Nah ok smolting (wassie, verse) really observe this lil green shid plz

Absolute clown behavior. dfinzer.eth | opensea being dressed as a joke in an article saying they want to be taken seriously. He doesn’t have the brain activity to realize he’s the butt of a joke. Dropping this a day after $SEA delay is hilarious. Arrest him.

Any project telling you they’re launching their token when the market “gets” better Just know one thing They’re 100% destined for 0 Eg. Opensea

“Where’s Devin?” Demirors asks. Finzer and Kuo are four floors above in their own private suite, with a personal team of assistants, security, and celebrity hair and makeup artists, surrounded by racks of couture. “I have Armani Privé flying in,” Kuo tells me. “An elegant black

Just insane timing on this Vanity Fair piece coming 1 day after Finzer delaying the SEA airdrop citing market conditions

Opensea refunds starting at the red arrow (Waves 3-6)

It's 2026, you can't be putting out 'I'm a super serious grown-up!' photos anymore because this is what happens.

Hey Adam Hollander and Chris Maddern you guys seem pretty quiet when Opensea is back on Today's News. You were posting all about it a month ago when you guys were there. What changed? I wonder. $SEA

Monkey brained response by a tone deaf out of touch idiot. The man says he’s chewing glass as if he didn’t make the glass himself and shove it in his mouth. All of these problems are self inflicted. All of these decisions were made by him. No one trusts him or $SEA anymore.

REMINDER: dfinzer.eth | opensea posted about $SEA twice in a year. He already posted twice about Vanity Fair in 24 hours. Really shows what’s important to him. His gigantic fragile ego. Just TGE now if you want any chance at redemption. You are so hated right now. Save yourself.

be OpenSea > become the largest NFT marketplace in history > control 97% of NFT trading volume on Ethereum at its peak > watch the market crash > lose market share to Blur > drop from 97% to 13% in 2 years > announce the $SEA token in February 2025 > promise a launch in Q1

If anyone wants to know how Opensea is doing after their brand went to zero last week, here you go. I present to you: rock bottom. $SEA