DMV workers when Settra goes to get his license renewed and they have to write down his full name

pov: you have a date with paul giamatti as john adams

Rest in peace to a San Francisco legend, Claude the albino alligator 🐊🤍

“Santa Claus is real.” “No, he’s not.” “Yes he is, I've seen him.” “You've seen him?” “Yes.” “You've seen a sleigh with eight tiny reindeer that's crewed by the elves, and captained by a man so jolly that Heaven itself sent him back down?” “No.” “No.” “But I have seen a

you either die a fork in a kitchen or live long enough to see yourself be a polar bear in arlington, texas.

Fortunately, I’ve accepted that 2026 is going to be the beginning of my best years yet and I’m going to get it right. It’s going to be the year when everything starts clicking… I’m going to have all I want and my life is only going to get brighter.

The six part documentary of this will sit right next to "The Fall of the Roman Empire"

Odysseus: fuckkkkk I’ve gotta get back to my family Telemachus: fuckkkk where’s my dad Polyphemus: I’ve only got one eye Agamemnon: I am Benny Safdie Jon Bernthal: hey let me ask you something man

trans person: i’m trans society: okay vince guaraldi: christmas time is here snoopy jon bernthal: lemme tell you something charlie brown

derrick henry against the packers defense

The Eagles D every time Josh Allen drops back to pass

I’m not even exaggerating, Josh Allen winning MVP over Lamar Jackson last season was the biggest robbery in sports history

baby there is no plane

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If you believe the attack on Venezuela and kidnap of Maduro is about drugs, I genuinely don't know how to help you. Trump just pardoned Juan Orlando Hernandez who was an ACTUAL drug trafficker because his tech oligarch buddies were mad about their libertarian crypto fiefdom

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The new Claude Opus model is legit insane. This weekend I met a 16yr old making $600k a month with a vibe-coded prediction market arbitrage bot he started in early November. I asked how he built it so fast. He said he wrote a design doc in Claude Opus 4.5, dropped it into

They don't want the state involved because state crimes can't be excused by presidential pardon.

Kyle shanahan: rest up guys we have a big game this week The low frequency electrical substation outside of Levi's stadium:

The Cranberries: with their tanks and their bombs and their bombs, and their guns Me on the floor holding my head: AAAAGHHHH!! AAAAAHHHH!! Therapist: Quickly, turn it off! Scientist: Remarkable (scribbling on clipboard) and the boy is of Irish ancestry? I stand shaking and