Sivako, baby!

Hot damn! Get ‘em, Patti!

One beach makes you younger, And one beach makes you old

Open mouth sore Marjorie Taylor Greene has been jingling keys to distract and deflect for the last 48 hours. I decided to see whose names are at the top of her list for contributions and had a serious “whaa!?” moment. It’s probably an employee/family, but damn, URI. Not a good look!

I can’t be the only one who, after three sneezes in a row, completely forgets what life was like before sneezing

I am not an overtly religious person, but I sure hope there’s a special tier in heaven for people who consistently tip 20%

my wife: can you get me a glass of water me, just watched the bear: YES CHEF ONE WATER ALL DAY my wife: you don’t have to- me: CORNER

My stance remains unchanged: I prefer billionaires who pay taxes, remain mysterious, run philanthropic foundations, take on legal wards, have murdered parents, enjoy spelunking…

Every Playbill bio is like "Legendary Actress has starred onstage in Hedda Gabler, Coriolanus (Volumnia), and Long Day's Journey Into Night (Mary Tyrone), for which she won the prestigious Whitaker Prize. On film she appeared in Baby Geniuses 3 (Hag Hit By Garbage Truck)."

Bannon asking for a Jan 6 hearing has real “the enemy of my enemy is still a fascist” energy

I perceive most casual relationships as being platonic and am always utterly thunderstruck to discover they’re something more. AITA?

Stay safe, Florida! Keeping my hometown close in my thoughts today.

That said, if Biden sent $12 million of Florida’s federal disaster relief to Martha’s Vineyard? I wouldn’t be mad. DeSantis is an asshat.

Physically impossible not to retweet this very correct fact.

Setting up a Mastodon: @[email protected] (made a quick edit—this is the correct one!)

mastodon.social/@henryben

Just logged myself to make it easier to connect later on, hopefully

mastodon.social/invite/EgLGofPU 👆invite, if you want it

Claiming my stake on Hive as well (at)HenryBen: hive.page.link/Vi91

A real treat today to find John Gruber quoting my brother’s article (Dan Clarendon) about the fedora-on-a-fedora phenomenon that is “Tracy Zooms In.” daringfireball.net/2023/02/warren…