babe, my dick not working last night was the consequence of a domestic Gladio operation... It was part of a strategy of tension..

kanye: Thing is, I’m Wallace, I’m running shit .. But I gotta be Gromit too Zane lowe: yeah Kanye: i’m That pioneer. fashion, music, all of it. I’m building this shit in my basement Zane: right. like Wallace kanye: { too loud} But they don’t know I’m Gromit though

"What was Lenin's biggest mistake?" Not killing everyone in the world "What was Stalin's biggest mistake?" Not killing everyone in the world "What was Mao's biggest mistake?" Not killing everyone in the world "What was Castro's biggest mistake?" Not killing everyone in the world

When i am president i promise to enact a "holiday in Cambodia" for fandom discoursers

Marijuana makes me feel almost... unusual

Reposting Labubunesaw cause I made Bug draw it

A lot of mental illness is caused by the fact that you think you are a gifted child artist genius meant to bring peace and beauty into this world. You're not. You were meant to spend 9hrs/day in the fluorescent paleness of a call center's cubicled innards denying insurance claims

The concept of writing this in the early 2000s and then killing yourself

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Doodle

Summer is surely over. Nothing to look forward to now but plunging darkness

lacan talks about this. at least i think. i haven’t read lacan

the irony of "the depressed person" by dfw is that, today, the depressed person would cite "the depressed person" as they did all that shit

Baudelaire

In 2025, no one --listened to me --paid attention to me --liked me --I'm nothing --I fundamentally ruined my life

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You're not wrong - a storm *IS* blowing from Paradise. Here's why that's bad news: • The angel would like to stay, awaken the dead and make whole what's been smashed. But its wings aren't strong enough. • What we see as a chain of events? Actually, it's one single catastrophe.