"Oh, so thats why ya dont fuck me. I thought ya just weren't gay."

"No u times two Charlie's mom." Damn, shes just Charlie's mom to him...

"Oh God, you don't have any standards ya mean?"

"Uh, I go no lower than 10 dollars thank you very much... and a draw four wild card! I pick red!"

"I get tested weekly cause I'd rather not have that shit, and based on the rules of uno ya can't reverse now, either you need to have a red draw two, a draw four, or just draw ya four cards." He plays uno alot with husk...

"... but like... cmon, everyone has standards for looks, and especially kinks... whats yours huh? What makes the deer tick in the bedroom?" He snickers and taps a finger on Alastors nose.

"I mean, youre not wrong there... but uh, my doctor is another client of mine soooo..." He pops a green draw two onto the stack. "Couldn't play one earlier but I can now... yknow... cuz of having to draw 10."

"... dammit. Hey, lets go on a date!" Angel, you know his answer...

"Exactly. Hes also pretty good at massages, want his number?" He smirks and plays a skip, another skip which is now red, and then a reverse followed by a red 9.

"..." Kicks a can Kicks another can Kicks a rat "Now I'm bored."

And he just flops over, practically folding in half as if he's a robot shutting down. Hes just messing with her though, he knows its her by smell.

//ayo, bump shit if I owe any replies, I wanna be more active here but I'm on a different account rn.

"Yep! Leave it in a bag though, last time ya left it out and that bitch stank!"

Ay all you fine fucks Sorry I'm never here... but I aint having muse much for more than my main rp character. And if you're interested in it its this account is prolly dead, I dunno

//ayo, I aint been here at all so I dont know if I follow any accounts that have become problematic (p*do, r*pe, stuff like that) so please hit me up if I do happen to be and ill be fixing that as soon as I see the message.

//love how I keep getting followers on here and aint active, thats neat uwu

//I get follows constantly but I'm never here wtf. I'll prolly come back if more hazbin hotel happens. Till then you can find me over on @/petalburststyle but I've been getting kinda inactive there too. Might make a possum oc...

//just saw stuff about a new episode of hazbin actually being done and people are pissed about voice actors changing. Get over yourselves, its called a voice actor for a reason, if I practiced enough no one would know the difference between me and the real Angel ffs.