ALERT: a lesser spotted mimic has escaped containment within the Solarium Changing Rooms. If a spotted locker is spotted, do not attempt to capture alone. It moves fast. Instead, please call 911 and ask for Hellmouth Protection Services. Keep an eye on loose teeth.

ALERT: NEW MEMETIC HAZARD TAKING OVER SOLARIUM. DO NOT APPROACH BLORCHING BLORCHERS. REPEAT, DO NOT APPROACH BLORCHING BLORCHERS. blorch blorch blorch blorch Blorch B L O R C H

it's thunderbug season once again

Happy Slolstice. Beware the moon mites, they're getting rambunctious since they fell from the now dead moon.

CW: Bug/Spider creature On this eve of festivities, please keep an eye out for Geoff. He is once again wandering the desert trying to steal food, small children and christmas cards. Do not believe his insistence that he is Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. Report sightings to 911.

Some people have asked for a little insight into my day to day routine (corporate. It's corporate). Here's one of my todo lists from a few days back. I fill in as I go.

Today's task: explaining to the boss that because we've hired two *checks notes* freelancers, that I need an assistant to help with the paperwork so I can focus on returning the beasts that my cat keeps finding in the solarium. Wish me luck...

For our Winter Art Exchange in the 🌞Solarium🌞 I drew Hellmouth Pest Control's Pest Control Cat! Remember to take some time for selfcare and get good rest after a hard day's work of keeping Hellmouth safe! ✨

OOC: been a bit busy with things so apologies, hopefully in a few weeks when things calm down in life I'll be back to doodling hellbeasts and reacting to people wanting to hug them