Sometimes your guyses screenshots have weird fonts and it makes me think less of you

whatever happened to just saying “this movie wasn’t for me” instead of insulting the intelligence of people who simply loved a film?

I tried one of those budgeting apps that gives you feedback abt your spending habits but all it does is text me "omg 😱 guess where you've spent $x in the last 3 months?" and it's me paying rent

watching the 1922 Nosferatu and look at the way Hutter cuts his bread. I hope Nosferatu fucks his wife

BORN ON THE BIGGEST PARTY OF THE YEAR… THATS CVNT!!

My dreaaaam!!!!!

drunk shopping: bought a replica of the dress megan fox wore to the berlin transformers 2 premiere stoned shopping: custom ordered TWO crewneck sweatshirts - one that says "Solve et Coagula" and one that says "Non Serviam"

Naw man I'm just using chat gpt as a bit I swear dude

Waiting to board a flight from Orlando to Philly ... so sinister ... Eagles x Disney and smooth brain hostility. Watching a 12 year old boy with a fully inflated neck pillow do gentle property damage

wrapped a week long internal work conference and last night a youth came up to me and said her team all thought i looked like scarlett johansson and this is a high i've not felt since an english 10A class voted i was the cutest senior - not gonna let inaccuracy humble my high

Berries and cream ass pants

what happened last night pinot grigioly and IG story responsely can never happen again

finished reading The September House and tbh, in earnest, it would make such good source material for a Shyamalan movie - like a tongue in cheek horror fable with heart? wouldn't be for everyone but he'd nail it