This is the most brutal finish to an article I've seen in a while. thecrimson.com/article/2025/1…

Listening to Auld Lang Syne

happy christmas eve to everyone who celebrates

Hard to say how I’m feeling right now. Pic unrelated

Tomorrow, Bowdoin College will decide if an email that read “RIP to bro 😿” should keep student Finley Rhys from returning to campus. His one-line reply to a conservative group’s Charlie Kirk vigil promotion triggered a two-month investigation and probation.

my uncle just described something as taking place "pre-fajitas" the 20th century sounds crazy i'm sorry y'all went through that

if you're an ICE agent do me a favor and kill yourself

ICE are NOT nazis! They are simply sub-mental criminals deputized by the federal government into racial purification death squads and freed from any constitutional or legal constraint. Let's turn the temp down and open our hearts.

god take all of ilia malinin’s pain and give it to guillaume cizeron

that’s MY olympic champion

‘you know we HAVE to invite the women’s team’ and the laughter. every single one of them is going to hell.

don’t talk to me like that, I’m in the coveted 18-34 advertising demographic

I lose a little bit of respect for someone when I find out they lack lateral quickness

not releasing comments on anything else at this time. but what i will say is it's going to be a BLT summer

In many . respects Maryland is the Frisian marshland of America. What goes on there? Not many know,,freedoms promised by their pact with Charlamagne (Washington). I will be their Albert III,,it will end with me. I will bring them to heel. HAPPY EASTER

Bitches dont be named shit like Maureen anymore and that Is a problem