Quite brilliant

How long should we wait after a mass-shooting, the usual expressions of "thoughts & prayers" & the inevitable outraged cries for more sensible gun laws, before we go back to posting food-pics?

I can’t stop watching this. Omg. 🔥

Weird how all these “free, independent thinkers” always land at the same old anti blackness and anti semitism.

How did you meet?

We did it, Wisconsin!

RETWEET. #DonPoorleone

Ummm did NYC just have an earthquake????

Well, now I know that my earthquake reaction time is “sit in my chair drinking coffee until my building come tumbling down or something” because why didn’t I get up and get in a doorframe or have any practical safety inclinations?

Round two

NYC gird yer loins in 20 minutes for another cell phone alert about that aftershock we felt 18 minutes ago

Hey MTA , the Union Square L train platform area has been smelling of sewage for a few days, and there’s water flowing in between the Brooklyn side tracks at the front. Just FYI because whew it’s stinky 🤢

"I have concepts of a plan" is literally this L.A. party joke from Annie Hall

this sound. the bagpipes. will FOREVER give me chills.

I'm sitting next to a Lincoln impersonator at the airport bar. He's watching MSNBC reporting on yesterday's assassination attempt. This is easily the most surreal thing I've ever witnessed.

🧵I’ve read through the evidence section—the first 85 pages—of Jack Smith filing on Trump’s private criminal efforts to stay in power despite knowing that he’d lost the election. The evidence is stunning. It’s clear why Trump did not want the public to see this testimony. 13

Reporter: Marco Rubio called todays jobs numbers fake job numbers Biden: *laughs* If you notice, anything MAGA Republicans don’t like, they call fake

Hey MTA , what’s going on with the persistent urine smell at the Union Square L platform? Is it coming from the running liquid on the BK bound tracks? It’s been going on for a while now.

Ridgewood, Queens winter wonderland #nyc #blizzard #Hernando