Parenting = crying with your little boy when he bursts into tears after you tell him Mikal Bridges and Cam Johnson were traded

I shift between being insanely excited about Kevin Durant is a Sun and being so sad Mikal Bridges is gone

BREAKING: At least 102 children as young as 13 were found working overnight shifts, using hazardous chemicals, and cleaning brisket saws at 13 plants in eight states. The U.S. Department of Labor has fined Packers Sanitation Services $1.5 million for these egregious violations.

HALFCOURT TO BEAT #2🏀 Barstool Arizona🌵

Damion Lee, Josh Okogie, TJ Warren and Terrence Ross got to be absolutely furious with Monty tonight watching Shamet give the Suns 24 minutes of nothing but cardio.

it looks like another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY SO JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS. FAWNS, DROP EM'. BIRDS, LEAVE EM'. RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.

Devin Booker overcame: - 25 minutes of Landry Shamet - A disengaged Deandre Ayton - Missing CP3 / lack of PG - Horrible shooting night from KD - No free throws attempts all game He would NOT be denied. This is truly the stuff of legends.

why is the text blue if he was being invited by someone else

Phone lagging and overheating out of nowhere I knew sumn was going on

The stories I used to hear on these tables

'HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS' premiered 23 years ago today

"Mason Rudolph is going for the end zone!" Bills fans:

Me saying goodbye to my family before I sacrifice myself to the pit so we win Sunday

Friends in Chicago making fun of Buffalo for needing to shovel the stadium. Bro when’s the last time you used your stadium in late January?

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

I miss standardized testing. Once a year I’d get a piece of paper that told me I was better than 99% of people and I REALLY took that shit for granted

When you unexpectedly dap up the President at Waffle House 🫱🏾‍🫲🏻

“I mean, what has Kamala Harris even accomplished as Vice President anyway?!?” I’m so glad you asked! Get comfortable🧵 (1/2)