I'm awful.

Yes, I just did that.

//WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME? WHAT AM I DOING?!

I have no idea how to respond to that...

I was mostly just pushing to see how far you would go before you'd stop... I didn't think we would get this far. But since we're here.... Might as well enjoy the ride.

... About... [Checks back to when he was banging a Charming....] Three years. Give or take.

//Busy at work, so limited responses for a bit.

What. The. Hell.

See, if I knew magic could have been used for... this... I would have sought him out a long time ago.

The fuck?

Really?

I saw a Boy Swan.

//Suddenly we got swamped. Dammit.

I didn't realize there was a /thing/ here. I am just trying to have an orgasm.

//Why did we suddenly get busy? Like...

//All these old ass people need to go the fuck to sleep. Because I am trying to not answer calls right now.

//FINALLY SOME PEACE.

I know I asked for this... but I was thinking something more along the lines of chains, cuffs, leather...

//Last night was too busy to RP, tonight is looking the same.

//I really need to get out of this fandom.