Haley Brand (@hbrandd) 's Twitter Profile
Haley Brand

@hbrandd

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calendar_today01-04-2011 02:16:51

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They warn you about terrible twos, not terrible threes so enjoy this cute pic that was taken .2 seconds before he turned psycho and lost his cool. #terriblethrees #boymom

They warn you about terrible twos, not terrible threes so enjoy this cute pic that was taken .2 seconds before he turned psycho and lost his cool. #terriblethrees #boymom
Natalie (@naty_mariee) 's Twitter Profile Photo

the older I get the more I realize that I don’t owe anybody an explanation for shit. think what you think. feel how you feel.

Robert Knop (@fatherwithtwins) 's Twitter Profile Photo

9yo: What are we having for dinner? Me: A butt-load of chicken nuggets 9yo: *sad look* Me: What’s wrong? 9yo: I can probably only fit 1 or 2 chicken nuggets up my butt, and I'm really hungry

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I recommend going to see a play if you haven’t, I just don’t recommend going so late on a work night🤣 #imold #matilda

I recommend going to see a play if you haven’t, I just don’t recommend going so late on a work night🤣 #imold #matilda
Moderately Mom (@moderately_mom) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When your children refuse to eat anything other than a buttered dinner roll today just take a deep breath and be thankful that there will be more leftovers for you. Also, fuck guilt and other people's opinions on what your kids should or shouldn't be eating.

Whiskey Riff (@whiskeyriff) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Depressed: country music Happy: country music Want to get drunk at 11 am: country music Your friend hates country music: country music