That new Whiskey Myers may be the best album I’ve ever heard.

They warn you about terrible twos, not terrible threes so enjoy this cute pic that was taken .2 seconds before he turned psycho and lost his cool. #terriblethrees #boymom

the older I get the more I realize that I don’t owe anybody an explanation for shit. think what you think. feel how you feel.

9yo: What are we having for dinner? Me: A butt-load of chicken nuggets 9yo: *sad look* Me: What’s wrong? 9yo: I can probably only fit 1 or 2 chicken nuggets up my butt, and I'm really hungry

We love this backyard 🔥❤️

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you’re supposed to leave a four-way stop in the motherfucking order you got there

I recommend going to see a play if you haven’t, I just don’t recommend going so late on a work night🤣 #imold #matilda

🎃☠️🦸‍♂️

You feel this in your bones. Whiskey Myers whiskeyriff.com/2019/11/09/cod…

#teamCoJo

Cheddar goldfish taste like saltine crackers. I swear they were better than this 😭

When your children refuse to eat anything other than a buttered dinner roll today just take a deep breath and be thankful that there will be more leftovers for you. Also, fuck guilt and other people's opinions on what your kids should or shouldn't be eating.

I think this is so funny

Depressed: country music Happy: country music Want to get drunk at 11 am: country music Your friend hates country music: country music

The mom/grandma on “Dirty John” has the purest heart I’ve ever seen.

pray big. even if you’re terrified the answer won’t be what you want.

JUSTIN BIEBER SINGING BABY IN 2019.. I DID NOT KNOW HOW MUCH I NEEDED THIS UNTIL NOW OMFGGGG