There is so much going on in the second photo

That’s why you listen in mono

Sorry for eavesdropping but there are two French guys chatting nearby; one of them said 'I have two brothers' and went on to family pets, and it's raised my hopes that maybe real French people do speak exclusively in the phrases you learn at GCSE level.

What does the alert look and sound like? 🚨 Emergency Alerts will appear on the home screen of your device and you will hear a loud siren-like sound and feel a vibration for up to 10 seconds. Watch the video below 📽️👇

I completely unironically find David Brent's 'Life on the Road' album incredible. So much so it was my most listened to album on my Spotify wrapped last year. Whilst the lyrics to the songs might be questionable, the actual music itself is genuinely excellent.

I’ve had some bad landlords and I must say that this example below is… perfectly reasonable. Just pay the 50p 🤦‍♂️

No. Next question

Loving it thanks for asking

I Photoshop paddington into a movie, game, TV show, or album until I forget: Day 790

Didn’t realise they were filming a new series of big cook little cook #MasterChef

Pathetic show from the Nimax Theatres website today when trying to book for Tim Minchin. As for ticketmasteruk , not even worth bothering with!

cross nerdle #6 ⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛ 🟩⬛⬜⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩⬛⬜ ⬜⬛🟩⬛⬛⬜⬛🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛⬜ ⬜⬛🟩⬛⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛⬜⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬛⬛⬛⬜⬛⬛⬜⬛🟩 ⬛⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛ Perfect solve - no 🎁 or peeks Nerdlegame points: 6/6

The only way to read the headline is in Adam’s sarcastic voice “Ah yes, who IS judge Jonathan Goodman?”

Did I just hear a reference to Lawrence in a Stephen Lynch song?

Should have known #RateLimitExceeded

Most of the "household name" male bbc presenters this weekend #bbcpresenter

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Thanks Aldi Stores UK for the blue plastic in my food, delicious addition