Don't vote for anyone you wouldn't trust with your dog.

When you’re making your choices for Iowa Representatives this year, remember how you feel today and remember Ashley Hinson, Rep. Randy Feenstra, Congressman Zach Nunn, and Rep. Mariannette Miller-Meeks, M.D. ALL voted AGAINST funding school based mental health supports.

When schools provide free lunches for all students, there’s a ripple effect across the local economy. Nearby grocery chains lower food prices to compete, saving families nearly 5% at the cash register. nber.org/papers/w29384

rip to Kum & Go. i’ll never forget naming a pigeon Kumantha after you

I take it there was a sports tonight.

Free him

Never forget

The Midwest urge to say “it’s warm out” when it’s 30° instead of 3°

Jon Stewart coming back to The Daily Show is like Jordan coming out of retirement in ‘95.

I just want to live in a country where, when you are found to have raped a woman, it hurts your candidacy for president.

Next week is still January bro.. how many months does this month have

In the past month Taylor Swift has continued a world tour, won her 14th Grammy, announced her 11th new album, and watched her boyfriend play in the Super Bowl and I’ve been “getting ready to dust” for the past two weeks.

Add Super Bowl victory parade to the very, very long list of spaces in America where you can be killed by a mass shooter.

There is nothing more American than a mass shooting at a Super Bowl parade. #ChiefsParade

Imagine what today is like for the devastated and heroic families who lost loved ones six years ago today in the Parkland shooting and have devoted their lives to prevent you from experiencing their unspeakable suffering. Imagine.

We went to the silly goose convention and they all asked about you.

And people ask me why I never ended up teaching.

Every dog with Republican owners today.

Do we even need a president actually

In the Midwest it is customary to go through the garage or side door and leave the fancy front door for guests