Just had someone honk at me because I wasn't turning left into traffic coming from both directions. That's #DC driving, baby 😎🏎️

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. 🛒🔥

Someone used my address to set up a power utilities account and I brought it to the company's attention because I noticed I hadn't been billed since June. So some random person was paying my bill and they fixed it thanks to me, but are now charging ME? Should have stayed quiet😂

Taking photos for tourists like

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Roses are red,  Violets are blue DC has more residents than Wyoming And should be a state, too.

Cherry Blossom Sundays 🌸

I love that DC Public Library sends me a summary that tells me how much money I saved by borrowing the books I checked out instead of buying them 💸📚 Libraries are such a great resources.

Only in #WashingtonDC Not sure how this happened but this is near the Fort Totten metro

It's truly tragic that I'm getting married on Aug 19, which I found out is the same day as Washington Nationals Caturday 😿 So bummed my fiancé and I will have to miss out on the shirt this summer!