i will restart the entire song if u breathe too loud over my favorite part

My ability to 'Read The Room' is half the reason I don't like going places.

she’s a 10 but she cries on her birthday every single year

girls be like “good morning” and then sleep again

are you done pretending like i’m not the love of your life?

if she plays the sims something is wrong w her u just gotta wait

girls should be allowed to rename their boyfriends when they start dating

To my boss: hey can I go home rn I feel kind of sad and weird

when you open a snack and you hear paws running your way 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

my future daughter will never so much as hear me whisper a negative sentiment about my face or body from the minute she’s born

i will restart the entire song if u talk over it idc

me: *buys pregnancy pillow* Hunter Tye: *uses pregnancy pillow every day*