my FYP is just endless punchlines like this

“Why do they hate us?” the Israeli pilot wonders as he bombs a hospital and a school and an apartment building and a UNESCO world heritage site

CENTCOM has lost a stratotanker over Iraq. There are rumors that it was hit by a 358 missile and there are at least 3 dead Americans

US fighter jets falling off the edge of the flight deck and into the sea. US aircraft carriers catching on fire due to dryer lint. US stratotankers smashing into each other over hostile airspace for no reason. US personnel dropping dead from a gastrointestinal infection at the

they literally can't. if they admit the enemy can inflict combat losses on the US the entire premise of the war falls apart. The US cannot deal with attrition so all actual attrition has to be redefined into looney tunes shit.

Iran is putting an end to the horrific genocide of Sudan by drying up the UAE's army of psychopath murderers, the RSF. Freaking unbelievable, and such a huge comfort

Trump has just bombed a civilian demonstration. He is an animal from a family of animals, all of whom will eventually pay the price for what he has done.

Si sos soldado israelí y violás en masa a prisioneros palestinos, te absuelven, te llevan a la tele, sos héroe nacional. Si sos palestino y hacés un graffiti de una bandera palestina, te secuestra equipo SWAT y te detienen, para terminar torturado o violado. Israel, democracia.

This is smart but they need to make inflatable fake hospitals and schools to really throw off the US and Israel

The purpose of war is to kill people. Each time you kill someone, you get a point. When you get 100 points, you win the war, and they have to do whatever you say. Capturing or injuring people gives you fewer points than killing them.

I've always thought of gas stations as places where you get gas but based on the evidence they seem to be major military powers with huge numbers of missiles and drones

El mundo está sanando.

Huh?

you can tell the petty bourgeoisie genuinely think they deserve to live

the idea of Dubai: dead

Amerikanets 📉 China will send warships to fight Iran on behalf of the US. You might disagree. You might even have some evidence to the contrary. But you have to ask yourself: is this really worth losing my job over? China will send warships to fight Iran on behalf of the US.

It would be unfortunate to shift your position to the worship and elevation of naked power and suddenly discover you're not nearly as powerful as you thought you were