People willingly live in Dallas ?????

Why is everyone yelling at me. Ok no one’s yelling at me but my body feels like it.

Who’s drivin’ this bus

NOT A DRAG QUEEN, A PASTOR

I still don’t understand Instagram notes and now I’m suppose to download a whole new app?

My take on the Jonah Hill stuff. I used to be an air hostess. Those girls I worked with were hot, glamorous, fun-loving. Guys LOVED dating air hostesses, would boast to their friends about their exciting girlfriends. But there was a pattern I saw a lot. 🧵

Me after hitting a bong

“If you think fertilized eggs are people but women who've walked their kids 2,000 miles aren't, stop pretending your concerns are religious.”

Went to stats for the first time ever

I’ve turned into a big podcast girlie

didn’t have a sweet treat today

I will fist fight someone at the entrance of mountain health arena if I don’t get Theo Von tickets

y’all ever get so high your brain just feels like country fried chicken

Sometimes I question why I bartend and then I make a band in 2 shifts solely from getting people wasted

born to be bull shit

Happy Veterans Day 2 everyone except Tj Arbaugh

Happy new year