Mash 🎨 | Jiro main RE and FF fans when you tell them to play the games of the series they claim to like:

how we’re all moving when the battle pass drops

In the future, you'll turn DLSS off and see this

Larpers unironically consider emulating old video games to be impossible witchcraft magic bc they were raised on iphones and have the technological literacy of geriatric boomers and as such anything more complicated than navigating the netflix home screen is impossible to them

HOLY LARP

Couldn't help but notice almost all of the people crying about how they're real fans of games despite never playing them are women

I like how in Danish "to save" is "at gemme" so everytime Twitter asks me if I want to save a draft it asks me "Is this post a gem?"

he's age regressing

"Minecraft PVP" is such an unbelievable retarded concept that I still haven't come to terms with its' existence and it's been like 10 years

I HAVE A MOUSE INFESTATION

Even the president is calling out the PS5

They’re about to charge us 100x more for the worst piece of shit Verizon branded slop we’ve ever seen, and it’s probably even more exploitable Which routers aren’t made overseas? This isn’t serious

I always have my vpn set to israel when I book flights and hotels Lufthansa just gave me a free business class upgrade because they're sorry about the holocaust

alright this is starting to get out of hand. is there anything we can do about this guy??? 😭😭