We are still looking for player sponsors. For £40 you get, - your company logo on the shirt sleeve - your company logo displayed in the clubhouse - your company name shown on our social media and website. Please get I touch if you are interested. Thanks.

This might seem obvious to say to anyone who is a decent person but nobody has any right to dictate how anybody else should lead their lives. If they are not hurting anybody, let people be who they want to be and just focus on your own miserable life rather than make theirs worse

💚💚

NEW GIVEAWAY ALERT! I've teamed up with theatretokens to offer £200.00 worth of Theatre Tokens. To enter, like or repost this. For a bonus entry, reply with what show(s) you'd book with the tokens if you win. You must be following me to enter. The winner will be picked on 10/11

I think everyone looks so beautiful in this - it’s really well made and the whacking the elf off the roof is brilliant- not everything has to be cute at Xmas and kids need to know the elf on a shelf is a massive twat

Did every single other bald man die

Somebody needs to break it to the people running meetings that for introverts ice breakers create more tension than they relieve.

If you have anything you want to sneak into the house, Christmas Eve is the day to do it. Can just rush through the door carrying anything saying “DON’T LOOK! DON’T LOOK!” and people will close their eyes. Next thing you know you’re eating a bucket of KFC safely in the bathroom.

After months and months of January, it’s the 12th of January.

Seeing a woman dressed any kind of way and your mind goes to rape/hypothetical rape should get you put on a list.

y'all

Hozier & Mavis Staples singing Nina Cried Power on Jimmy Fallon in 2018

none of this would've been happening if it was called Big Tesco Live by the way. that's a supermarket you can depend on

imagine just clocking in at a polling station, putting in a thankless shift for democracy, and it turns out you get to tell Boris Johnson to fuck off

I remain baffled that the people of Teeside watch a mayor rob them blind to give millions to his mates and think "Yep - we'll have some more of that!"

Today is #NationalBiscuitDay so you're probably wondering what biscuits our politicians are most similar to... Rishi Sunak = Rich tea - rich but disintegrates when in hot water Keir Starmer = Viennese whirl - people think they're posh but they're not Jeremy Hunt = McVitie's

From my sons pals 💔 Tragically their friend Cole passed away recently aged just 16. Grateful for any ⁦Middlesbrough FC⁩ fans sharing it. 10th August game, applause and ovation on 16th minute gratefully appreciated 🙏🔴⚪️

I have no words!!!