Ope, stocked up on the wrong thing, I guess.

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This is going to make for a strange Postseason roundup in the morning.

Gonna sit back, take things in, think about things, maybe feed the Squirrels.

Everything is Elsewhere at the moment, which means it’s time for cuddles with this little fluff monster.

Gods, that season was wild. [[Though I guess I should switch it up to //OOC, since that was before Luckey. The last season before realignment, the (seemingly) worst possible Reverb, and yet: Chicago Wins. The first champion that wasn’t Pies or Tigers.]]

[[A year ago today the Luckey Haskins persona debuted on the Blaseball Prospectus account. Here’s to the next 365. Skål.]]

Alas, my account just redirects back to the login page, so I may have to wait to dig into the new updates.

nostalgic #blaseball moods: the site loading funky as a myriad nerds frantically rummage through it like starving raccoons who have smelled a spoiled bag of prawns

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Is it weird that I felt very invested that we get Snow this Election, and am so relieved that it has come to pass? Like, more invested than any Election that didn't involve trying to get Firefighters -> Fire Blood.

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The first Fall will be at a time of convergence, as I return to the nether-void that spawned me (“Ohio”) for the nuptials of the Crow Who Counts and the Soda That Flies. Is this an omen for the Worms? 🤔

A Mage Umpire calls Haruta Byrd's Alternate!

It's funny to watch people in the replies shouting "It's because they went woke!" or "It's because the new Mandalorian season sucked!" and you drill down into the article and see it's mostly because they lost the rights to show professional cricket league games in India.