I'm so single i don't drunk call no one 😂

“fuck work” *proceeds to walk into another 8 hour shift*

Superman is single. Batman is single. Spiderman is single. So if you're single, don't worry. You're probably just a superhero. Merica.

“What did you do for Valentine's Day this year?” Me:

Life is a bitch, but least that bitch is beautiful.

My first love was a wicked twisted road..

Don’t forget about God when it’s all goin your way

Ya just roll with the punches, until ya can’t feel a thing.

The hardest part about being lied to by someone is wondering what else they lied about.

Tequila and George Strait. A helluva duo.

I only got one give a fuck left and it's only for emergencies, also good morning.

Life sure knows when to throw you a curve ball when your least expecting it.

Honestly, who gives a fuck if you give a fuck.

National sex day and the only thing fucking me is life

Me and Josie Linn moving to Texas who’s coming🤣

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Shorts and hoodie weather this week. If you see a Midwesterner smiling and enjoying themselves, leave them be. This is a spiritual time for us.

me in the 5ft even tho i’m 5’2 :