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My grandkids taught me this new slang word, “Bop” guess it’s something you call a hoe. A bop in my day is a tune. But I guess it’s the same shit when I’m hitting Hugh “Hugh Jass” Jass’s girl from the back.

Is this the most chopped team in the NE8?

@BarstoolCarrol2 do you think this kid spends more money on colleges gear that dont even know he exists or give a fuck abt him, or trying to get girls to go on vacations with him so he can fuck them?

CCHS Barstool (17-4) East Noble Barstool (3-0) @DHS_Students16 DeKalb Barstool Xavier Bell Noah Spears DeKalbHighSchool I fucking love twitter

I’ve been up all night this cart biddle sold me is BOOF ASF #alwaysgeeked #fentcart East Noble Barstool (3-0)

We are in the peak era of burner accounts

Alfred Harrison’s top barstools. (Based on creative posts and funny ass pics of mfs) 1. Barstool Homestead 2.DeKalb Barstool 3.Barstool Huntington 4.Barstool Bulldog 5.BdBarstool

Inspired by Ryan Zonga’s retired freak of the week posts. I will be posting “Alfred Harrison’s Hidden Truths” where I drop conspiracy theories (with video) about different schools. First post is tmr #fuckyeah

🧐Alfred Harrison’s Hidden Truths🤨 A new conspiracy is that Rylee Biddle is selling narcotics through his old connection with the former school board member/Librarian. #satire East Noble Barstool

Shall we bring back #freakoftheweek ???

🧐Alfred Harrison’s Hidden Truths🤨 A new conspiracy theory is that Aiden Hunt is secretly a 40 year old man competing against high schoolers in organized sports. GHS Barstool (2-3)

I know it’s been a while. Alfred has been in rehab after an encounter with the good ol’ “Biddle Bars” but I came on here to say that it was so beautiful when everyone came together to celebrate east noble’s loss. Thank you BdBarstool.