Laying back, relaxed, watching the Casa Amor carnage unfold, knowing none of these men are my problem. 💁🏼‍♀️ Feeling dreadful for the girls, just split the 50k between them all immediately, please. #LoveIsland

Nikita & Ant's wedding guests #MAFSUK #MarriedAtFirstSightuk

The fact that girl on tik tok told us Kylie was pregnant months ago just by analysing her nails everyday 💀

Why do people thank insta accounts for sending them clothes that they’ve paid for?

i was not born to work, i was born to be one of those people you see drinking wine in a restaurant at 12pm on a monday

Me pretending to look at the cocktail menu 🤝 ordering a porn star martini anyway

David Perry. The man who locked a terrorist in the back of his taxi and allowed it to explode seconds before the nation fell silent on Remembrance Sunday. He gave up his livelihood and almost his life to protect others. Thank you David 👏👏👏

Why is taking your shitty little parcels back to the shitty little post office such a shitty little task🙄

im both a “fast replier” and “never replies” type of person. it depends on my mood and who you are

Sometimes I wrap a warm towel—straight off the radiator—round my neck and shoulders, and stand swaying with my eyes closed, all my cares temporarily forgotten in a moment of pure joy better than almost any drug I've tried, and much cheaper.

2 years ago since my mate text me this absolute belter

True isn't it.

No one understands certain aspects of mental health until they’ve experienced it themselves. Then it makes sense.

What a job these young men did. Their parents must be bursting with pride 🖤 #queensfuneral #GreatBritain

are england through to judges houses yet