this is watch mojo's seven tv catchphrases you can use in real life number 7: i've made a huge mistake

im sorry but a black fitted dress will only remind me of lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis in freaky friday

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you can't remake a mel brooks movie today. they already tried it twice and they both sucked.

affirmative action lifehack: instead of accepting students of color based on race, reject white students based on race.

doing research for my upcoming documentary about wikifeet. looking to expand my sample size, please dm. please

imagine being cartoonishly evil enough to shove elderly peaceful protesters

ok but whose dick do i have to suck to get "This Is Me - Rock Version"

all this roman empire business is just proof morphogenetic fields exist #zeroescape

ai mr beast ads on tiktok (very cool, good job letting this through everyone)

headline writers are crazy like did you think your reader base wouldn't know what princeton university was?

someone should ask bob menendez about a possible refugee corridor out of gaza through egypt

watched this show on Netflix and i don't think alan carr showed up even once

So this was a fucking lie, huh?

i got h. pylori just for the bit #GexTrilogy Scott Wozniak Limited Run Games

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