i'm about to become a "has severance been renewed for season 3?" gimmick account in real life

in honor of hitting 50,000 youtube subscribers i will make 50,000 more youtube videos

will there be a 2 hour defunctland video about the end of life and trust or is that more of a jenny nicholson thing

wednesday nights just got a whole lot crazier

if i had a nickel for every time i was on tv at a baseball game while juan soto was at bat with one runner on, i would have two nickels. which is only slightly less than juan soto's contract

when carl tart showed up on everybody's live last night i expected everyone to yell "carl tart!" and then he'd give a knowing wave to the audience and get back into the scene

why are they using the avengers font at the tony's? is wicked in the mcu now?

“The so-called experts said we’d be lucky if we’d pass 5% … now we are on the precipice of toppling a political dynasty.” — The next Mayor of New York City

🙏 Lorde

zohran mamdani

At the New York is Not for Sale rally where AOC/Bernie will speak with Zohran tonight and I swear it feels like a national event. The energy is electrifying. We are going to win.

hey that's me!

Lina Khan in the Zohran transition team? We're so fucking back

they should play mo bamba when one battle after another wins an award

dnc fuck it y'all lost your chance 2026 we replacing the democrats with a bobblehead of prime ichiro suzuki

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today. ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

muppet timer going off like every 12 minutes at this point

i cannot overstate how much i loved the new muppet show! it's absolutely everything i wanted it to be! i will not be the same if they don't green light more!!! i cried as soon as rowlf called kermit "frog!!"

i love when art produces tremendous value for shareholders