GM!

Capitalism isn't evil just because you suck at life. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

If you have mostly girls in your classes. Your major is useless

When Trump said he was going to drain the swamp I guess the swamp meant Netanyahu's balls

How about Nuremberg 2.0 instead?

u weirdos normalizing cheating need to be shot

Girls, you win. I’m ready to be a househusband and cook good meals for my wife and children. The girl must have a 2–4 lakh monthly income, own a house, a car, ancestral property. Must give me princess treatment. Two foreign trips a year. Yes, I’m a virgin. Send me proposals.

MAGA and Lefists BOTH need to hear this: When you only care about the Constitution and God-given rights when it applies to “your side,” and you cheer for violations when it’s done to the “other side,” you create the conditions for the Constitution to be eroded and God-given

you’re in her dms. im trying to move a glass with my mind from across my room. i don’t know who either of you are

Keep my bitch wife’s name out your mouth

we at 68k now. soon 1 trillion

Your gender wasn’t assigned at birth by a doctor. It was assigned at conception by God. And it cannot be changed.

Two cults. One mantra. Zero critical thinking.

When we’re asking a pregnant woman about her pregnancy, we say, “How’s the baby?” Because we know she’s carrying a human being. We don’t say, “How’s the fetus? How’s the future baby? How’s the thing?” We all know it’s a child. We all know abortion kills.

Candace Owens rare earth

poppa The paranoid is never entirely wrong

You can never trust people. Especially ugly fat ones.

Just had dinner with a friend who’s getting a divorce. On paper he has it all at 50: Beautiful wife, two kids out of the house, business sold and he’s extremely wealthy But I encouraged him to leave his wife “You have to look out for your best interests,” I told him After

John Pavlovitz Pavlovitz eh? Is that uh….. Irish?