Wear Camo comot or make money die for your aza. You go see the wrath of Nigerian army.

They are not different from Hisbah police up North. If you hail this nonsense, you are a mad fellow.

"You'll be doing like you know everything"

This thing funny until e happen to you🙂‍↔️

At 39 year old you're a winner my dear sister because you're independent, mature, and know what you want. Your frontal lobe is developed and men can't control or afford you so they go after cheap and naive 23yo girls. Marriage is also slavery. May God forbid it for you. 🙏

My fridge is now for aesthetic purposes

this is so sick but where's the gigantic text that says universal

Too many times I’ve been the friend he’s not supposed to worry about

You are the table remember

Any small thing “lock in” I can’t restock perfumes or skincare Can’t afford euthymol toothpaste anymore Can’t afford mich&kay Can’t afford banana bread from Lala’s pastry shop or Asun n more I’ve not bought a birthday gift for anyone in a while

Some people papa just useless bruh

me after smoking 15 cigarettes a day and being lonely

Notice how they say it louder each time to force the lie into those gullible ears

Everybody just de smoke now🤦‍♂️

Strait of Hormuz 😂 🇮🇷 🇺🇸

Make I do this one with 200k perfume??

One thing I I have learned is that a lot of Nigerians don’t tie their struggles to the dysfunctional system in Nigeria, they think it’s the devil or something