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22-06-2011 11:00:01
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I was forced to wear a purple jumper.
I felt violated.
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My neighbour keeps randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower'.
I think he might have Florets.
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It's amazing how many French words are now used in the English language.
There's 'Hors D'oeuvres' for starters.
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What's the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
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Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
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The fact that jellyfish have survived for more than 500 million years without a brain is great news for many people out there.
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I went to art class with a girl who always cheated.
Her name was Tracy.
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How many TikTokers does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer is in the comments.
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For Valentine's day, I bought my girlfriend beads for an abacus.
It's the little things that count.
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