THAT is my president! #BidenHarris2020

When it doubt, hop the fence. #bachelorette

Struggling junior in college here saying hello! $HannahSchliemann

Fine Line is one year old. I couldn’t be more grateful for you all continually finding new ways to change my life. Thank you for listening, and for everything else. I always love you, but especially today. H

The mRNA vaccines (Pfizer and Moderna) are kind of brilliant at a science level. I’ve had a few people in my real non-Twitter life ask me to explain how it works so I’m going to try my best here in this thread while I’m waiting for a patient to show.

I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

Watch to the end.

deep on a case with an old friend

“We can totally get married, I just have to take my finals first.” #thebachelor

Touchdown confirmed. The #CountdownToMars is complete, but the mission is just beginning.

We're not crying, YOU'RE crying 😭😭😭 #EarBiscuits mythic.al/EarBiscuits_Au…

I'm competing in a $350,000 UNO tournament tomorrow... If I win, then I will give 5 people who RT this $500 dollars. Wish me luck!

oh jesus!

!!!! Minnesota at 61% vaccination rate, closing in on 70% goal!

a lot of men interpret politeness from women as flirting — because they themselves would never show even the barest courtesy to a woman they found unfuckable.

Everyone’s always talking about “who let the cat out of the bag?” Who put the cat in the bag?

Everyone, meet ZamZam.

prepping for october twitch.tv/wubdub1234

You already know what time it is!! JJETS✈️ Mic'd Up #ProBowlVote

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