a thing I wrote for my job in 2011 and a thing I wrote for my job in 2021

There’s a Regeneron commercial where they say, “Monoclonal antibodies,” a bunch of times, and, to me, it has the same rhythm as the “Lovin’ Every Minute Of It,” part of the Loverboy song. So, I made this, and I cannot defend it at all.

Me every time I try to feed my newborn:

Everyone’s always talking about “who let the cat out of the bag?” Who put the cat in the bag?

Thank you Dr Pepper

MAN THE KING HIMSELF LEBRON JAMES! Yelling IM 36 AT THE SPACE JAM PREMIERE! DREAM COME TRUE MAN FR GOD WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THESE BLESSINGS THANK YOU 😭😭😭😭 REAL DREAMS

😂😂😂😂😂 Bobby BP Portis Pat Connaughton (via Milwaukee Bucks)

more 2003 illustration by the legend Emiko Yoshino, from the book "ポケモン えいごであそぶモン!", an English course for Japanese kids and even 4kids apparently...

THEY MADE ULTRA INSTINCT SHAGGY CANON?!

*Mario approaches Bowser's castle* Bowser:

Apparently Water boarding and Water skiing are VERY different and I didn’t realize one was a War crime and one was a fun beach activity(thought they were the same) so not only was my front page request turned down, I’m being asked a lot of follow up questions lmao.. My b

prepping for october twitch.tv/wubdub1234

Ripping terminal commands in front of the class, feeling invincible

TFT VERSUS LEGEND IMAQTPIE twitch.tv/wubdub1234

And World War 3 falls to number two in the top ten rankings as Will Smith slaps the shit out of Chris Rock