we are like corndogs if you really think about it. skin on the outside. meat on the inside. wood stick.

she’s one crazy bitch but i love her

Puta que pariu a Taylor Swift tem uma música sobre isso.

George Women Bush

this is my version of an egot

A mouse hearing a secret: I’m sworn to squeakrecy

forgive me karl marx for i have bought

This is what people mean when they say that poverty is systemic and a class issue, and not because of personal choices.

Before ChatGPT, it was a community of students, warriors, who’d upload full tests to QUIZLET.

vocês não vão acreditar quem tem uma música sobre isso

My five year plan is to see how it goes

Say a hen needed a bathroom break. I would gladly sit on the egg. That’s just who I am

if a frog needed me to buy beer for it bc it doesn't have ID, i would do it.

Those weren’t gunshots. It was Erika Kirk’s pyrotechnics going off when she entered the room.

well… because they’re all either the beginning of a sentence or a proper noun

Fishtown, Northern Liberties, South Philly

Vacation brain is awesome. All I did was eat and drink and walk around and not deny myself anything so my brain is like “wow great town. I should move here. It would probably be like this every day”