“I’m off to bed” “It’s only 7pm” “I’m perfectly aware of the time, thank you so much”

UNBELIEVABLE. But also, totally believable.

EXACTLY!!

"So you're submitting a trademark for something called.... yum....nuts" "Yes" "YumNuts?" "Yes" "You know that sounds disgusting right?" "Santa's YumNuts" "No" "For kids" "Get out of my office or I'll call the police"

You're the President, not Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

I feel like we didn’t focus enough on the fact that someone in the Trump campaign meant to schedule the “four seasons hotel” but definitely accidentally scheduled this “four seasons landscaping” store and they had to follow through with it. Veep was not this good.

Homelessness in Dubai - a thread Migrant workers are still ending up on the streets and in parks in the UAE due to their companies going bust or failing to pay them. Charities are helping to feed them and get them into temporary accommodation but many remain in parks

Just a reminder that your phone exists for *your* convenience, not everyone else’s. You’re allowed to wait to reply to messages/emails/calls at a time that suits you, and not live by everyone else’s agenda.

When will all the terrible fuckers fuck off? I know this is quite a general question, but it's becoming more urgent.

Today, take a few minutes to sit quietly and just be thankful for all that you have. 🙏🏻

Wow 🤍🙏🏼

Whenever I see someone trying to parallel park I avert my eyes and continue walking giving them the privacy they need because I’m a decent human being

💗

Yes! The word “natural” does not trump everything!

Sometimes I worry that I’m too tired and busy to deal properly with emails and requests and then I remember Nancy Mitford just sent out cards like this:

This was taken a few seconds before I stormed off set because Carol said it was going to be chilly this weekend 🥶

😭