Was late to my online class today

How many birthdays are there. 365 or 7 billion

yeah this place stinks. i’d much rather live in my studio apartment with no dishwasher

When u late for work in the winter...

Red cards for flopping and diving

**my body. That’s it. That’s the whole tweet.

SAMMMYYY MEWISSSSSSSSSSSSS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

When your teammates are comparing their beep test scores of level 18 and level 16 but you got level 9

me (angrier than i’ve ever been in my entire life): no worries, all good!

I'm a pastor and, pal, have I got some good news for you.

me during me straight my meeting: after:

why are americans so gosh dang negative.

if you ain’t ready to be in Home Depot with me like this, leave me alone 😒🤣

I miss being asked to watch over someone’s stuff at a coffee shop and wondering if I’m ready to fight

me in the bathroom after i just finished crying

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