Imagine how good it’s going to be when the bouncers can’t tell you to sit down lol

Does anyone else have this impulse to do stupid shit like open a car door when driving or opening a washing machine when it is full of water to see what would happen or am I just a fucking psycho

Asif I made Han✨ cry leaving tonight 🥺 best of luck my girl gunna miss you so much💓xxx

Selling 1 X Mint Festival ticket. Message me if interested. #mintfestival

Moving to uni 7 hours away from home is the best decision I’ve ever made, absolute different life down here

What’s it gonna take to realise the drink isn’t worth 3 days of pure hangxiety and regret 🥴

why is it so dehumanizing chasing a ping pong ball drunk across the floor

Only me could go Ice skating n have my shoes nicked 🤣 happy Wednesday

DO I NEED A NYE OUTFIT YES OR NO

Gotten to the point where i actually wear jeans once a year, joggies n leggings all the way

Messaging me on WhatsApp is like putting a message in a bottle and hoping it reaches the right shore.

‼️Looking for 1x Boardmasters Wednesday entry ticket ‼️#boardmasters

selling 2X wireless weekend tickets crystal palace park 1st-3rd july. DM me for more info #Wireless #crystalpalacepark

Winding people up is my favourite hobby😍😍❤️❤️

Leaving my house with only Apple Pay n my crocs

❌❌Anyone selling 2x Wednesday or Thursday entry Boardmasters tickets?? ⛺️🎪❌❌ #boardmasters #boardies Boardmasters