He knows all the ad-libs 😂 x.com/sirbarrington_…

“Why were you late?” Me in my mirror 5 mins after I said I’ve left the house:

WISH this would happen to me need more girls girls

retweet for goodluck 🤑🤑

My girls gone from being well over her healthy weight bracket, called fat and at risk of dog diabetes to being slimmer of the week at the vets 😭😭😭 cute asffff

I actually cannot imagine a life without my siblings

I love gifts, wether it’s £5 or £500, knowing someone was thinking about me enough to buy me something warms up my heart everytime

It costs £0.00 to chew with your mouth shut

quickest way to lose me is to keep doing shit i told you i don’t like

For real if someone wants u they will make effort, read the room

selling 2X wireless weekend tickets crystal palace park 1st-3rd july. DM me for more info #Wireless #crystalpalacepark

What variant of hayfever is this because ???

Need. Summer. Now

BBQ Rib laced with crack no wonder they took it off the shelves