I’m that nigga in the yellow shirt pointing cuz wtf is that

When the company didn't increase your paycheck but you promoted yourself by working less for the same salary

My girl on vacation in Mexico cuz she bought a non refundable ticket

lmfao was it supposed to turn itself in?

They should rename 'blackjack' to 'can you beat 20 you little stupid fuck?'

Talking like this as if he wasn’t his OC the last two years is wild. Delusional.

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet* World leaders:

When you’re thirsty so you drink some water and then you’re not thirsty anymore

Drinking a liquid IV before bed to combat the 19 beers I had

omw to get the worm early asf

Me walking to my closet to grab my pigeon doctor costume.

This clown took the most expensive contract in NFL history and wants to pocket watch his teammates

If you’re wondering why LIU is 11-1 at home, it’s because they have these absolute menaces on the sideline

If I ever bet on Purdue again shoot me in the fucking face

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Kristi Noem’s dogs finding out she’s moving back home

Officer: “Sir, have you had any drinks tonight?” Dillon:

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Wish me luck fellas