Ce thread est magique 😅

Is there a greater divide in a marriage than one being for Hamilton and the other for Verstappen? 🤔 #F1

Le début de la fin

Et si on en finissait avec la frontière entre travail manuel et intellectuel ? maddy.news/2XlKoyy - via Maddyness /

The worst part of January is the constant stream of chocolates which appear all over my flat, just appearing from the ground. How is one meant to lose one's Christmas flab? #chocolateproblems

Oui

Oh yes we do

Things which need to stop being considered rude in society: Slurping the last drop of juice out of a straw Think of all that glorious wasted juice giving into the whims of polite society. So sad. Free the juice!

Packing for the Emirates be like...

Merci. Quelle horreur de voir "bonne après-midi" 🤯😱😱

Fuck me when did such a large number of people stop knowing when to employ an apostrophe

🤯 Had to retweet this one.

Ireland. Always one step forward, two steps back...

You know it's August in Paris when there are more Americans than Parisians in your local Monoprix

Gizza another date in Paris, Ricky Gervais I was sat like a docile puppy 10 minutes before 10am and STILL did not manage to buy a ticket. Devo L'Olympia

Et on vit très bien notre gentrification merci 😉

Le nombre de Parigots qui enlèvent déjà leurs décorations de Noël... je déspère...

Smoking cyclists has to be one of my favourite things in France. Like I am already doing the cycling, don't ask too much of me please.

Petit message pour les imbéciles dans le transport en commun. Le RER A EST CLIMATISÉ. Ouvrir les fenêtres ne fait qu'AUGMENTER la chaleur, et dans un tunnel nous prenons ENCORE PLUS de pollution dans nos poumons. #RERA RER A

"L'histoire est remplie du bruit des pantoufles de soie qui descendent les escaliers et des sabots qui montent"