Millie Bobbie Brown at 12. Me at 12.

Cafes are for having a small coffee and 4 cigarettes in the mid afternoon not working on your bullshit startup that sells underpants for dogs

Not me announcing my pregnancy the same day as Gypsy Rose!!!!! Two icons with January babies xxxx

They will never make me hate her

Whole of the uk talking about Molly Mae and Tommy Fury breaking up but Rizzle Kicks just teased new music? Can everyone please get their priorities straight, we used to be a proper country

No but you can probably rely on them a bit more than mine

not enough news outlets are mentioning Sister Act for my liking

Happy Halloween 🎃

nothing beats adele roberts bringing in a photo of jane mcdonald for her luxury photo in 2019 😭 #imaceleb

Bristol Old Vic Theatre School cutting all undergraduate courses is another blow for creative education - catastrophic

good arts & drama education is crucial - Bristol Old Vic Theatre School cutting courses is a scandal alumni: Mark Strong, Olivia Colman, Josh O’Connor, Sir Patrick Stewart, Jeremy Irons, Bob Crowley, Daniel Day Lewis, Naomie Harris, & Samantha Bond - some of theatre’s best 🎭

Great to see them give some new comics the chance on this rather than the usual names

Nathan Srith Privately educated producers gonna produce

I’m not going to reshare the video of the woman filmed in the train station without her consent but I can categorically say that I would be much happier sharing a space with a trans woman than a t*rf who is going to film me if I don’t meet their femininity standards.

I’ll queue for Kim Woodburn like when the Queen died

Angela Rayner On the one hand, fair enough. But on the other hand, everyone in government should be forced to have a full HMRC audit and every single MP that is diddling their taxes should also fuck off out of government.

Underrated moment from last year's Big Brother was Elsa asking Farida for a "soft glam" makeover and ending up like this