@WraithLaFrentz
QED. @lilmeaties
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calendar_today19-07-2016 21:26:39
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10 hours ago
Lotta thirst traps out tonight. Best be on your guard
11 hours ago
how long would it take to bio engineer it so vampires need to suck you off instead of sucking your blood
13 hours ago
They’ll never expect me returning to the scene of the crime
15 hours ago
The ethical hustlerThe feminist playaThe sophisticated thug
17 hours ago
[White collar job guy passing construction pack of Hispanics longing to join them] they would respect me and my work ethic. No doubt they would welcome me as one of their own..
1 day ago
5000 hrs in the Yearning Simulator
[29] So what we get drunk 🥂😜 so what we smoke weed 💨🍃[turns 30] this ain’t gon be the first night this old Cowboy spent the night alone 🤠
Me: Heh you haven’t seen nothing yet… Kitten Playing With Yarn Ball!! *getting on my back and peddling feet and hands in the air*Rival: uhMaster: *nodding in approval*Me: *realizing I’m stuck and can’t get up* uh… Turtle Stuck On Back Style!!Master: YES
2 days ago
God the women you put on this earth for me to reply guy for are blocking me
*re some absolutely heinous behavior* lol dudes rock
1 year ago
Yoda: Come home with me you will21 year old at bar: I think my friends are probably wondering where I went. I should-Yoda: (waving hand) Come home with me you will
4 days ago
Phalanx
The modern version of Shakespeare’s Plays Within The Play is Andrew WK making songs about partying
3 months ago
*elevator stops*Me: Okay okay okay everyone remain calm. It’s all gonna be fine. Now, the first order of business is to establish a piss corner *unzips**door opens*
My Built Different-dar is on the fritz again
*hiring cowboys* Yeah the pay ain’t great and it’s long hours in the hot sun. But sometimes you get to shoot Indians