Things young people tattoo on themselves: • Feathers/birds • The infinity symbol • "I refuse to sink" • that thing from Harry Potter • Trees or a forest because they're so "outdoorsy" and "have a connection with nature" even though they never leave their couch

Now you've got me reminiscing over my old apartment. The nails sticking out of the floor....the door that didn't latch right...the couple having sex in front of it loudly and often...the guy who stabbed me in the stairwell...

Bring back the ones that were both hot AND old enough to know how a mortgage works

There's something calming about the view from his apartment rooftop. The night sky is polluted by the glow of radio signals and airplanes, but when Justin lays down on an old blanket and takes off his glasses, he can pretend the blurs of light are stars.

There's life out there; a universe of planets where nobody knows him. And sure, the odds that he'll get blown up are uncomfortably high. Maybe he's willing to chance it. ...Maybe that can't be any worse than being stuck on the ground.

It'd be all *noble* and *Tony Stark* of him to say the armor he's building is to protect the Earth, but that'd be a bitch ass lie. The truth is that he's building it to run away from himself.

Things my armor is for: Saving people? ❌️ Flying away from my problems at supersonic speeds? ✅️

Test flights went well; I barely even exploded this time.

I will seduce you but first I have to piss you off a little. It’s all part of the plan.

Ah, memories

My new apartment is the size of a shoebox, but the plumbing works and nobody's tried to kill me.

If I do one nice thing and immediately die I'm haunting Anthony.

The opposite of god's special little guy. God's most hated fucking gremlin man.

The smoothie shop wants to do another fundraiser but I'm not sure I can handle the bald jokes again

Villain: ❌️ Hero: ❌️ Trickster: ❌️ Anti-hero: ❌️ Mentor: ❌️ Guy who decided to be slightly less of a dick: ✅️

I know how to use a gun, why does everybody forget I know how to use a gun? I MADE them.

If you can so much as graze a target I'll shave off my right eyebrow.

On my way to shoot Tony Stark in the foot

Can you guys not be gross for two seconds. I'm Justin Hammer, how am I the one on the moral high ground here?

Leave my wall of Tony out of this.