Please don't try to die for me because I'll die for you first and then it'll just be a big mess.

Sometimes in the dead of night I dream about being married to Strange, and signing everything with my new initials. A.S.S.

'I'm going to tear you apart piece by piece, Stark' Buddy I get like 50 death threats a day, you're not special

"I remember it all. In the cave, after they put in the reactor, the healing process was too slow. Some days I could barely move, and I was only getting worse and worse. —

Ended up with a nasty infection, and they were worried I was going to kick the bucket before they got their missiles. They left one day, and came back with two vials. One was venom, and one was blood. I was injected with one and force-fed the other. —

And...ta-da. Turns out that was the recipe for a vampire."

i love that gay blonde bitch

steve: i just think we could stand to provide a little more stability for her. maybe we could all make a point of eating supper together some nights. tony: that is the corniest goddamn thing you've ever said.

i would fumble you in every lifetime

At least we all look fabulous and sexy?

I sued and kept the Vespa

careful. you keep leading like that, we might actually stick together.

Damn sunburn.

Actually, I almost made an appearance on Say Yes to the Dress, after I donated to cover the cost of a dress for a special guest. Unfortunately I didn't make it to filming, because a guy in a scarecrow costume attacked a mall with an army of- *you guessed it*- crows.

Me and my situationship with the roughly 6 to 8 other superheroes living in the tower.

And now Sam did the cowboy thing better than me? Damn.

maybe i've lost too much already... like a defense mechanism against more pain. geez, what an insufferable killjoy i've become. you'd hate me, right now steve. god knows i do.

steve: tony? are you hugging me? tony: no. just didn't want you to fall. steve: then why aren't you letting go?

A valid point

Pretty sure healing sunburn isn't sexy; this is what you get.