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when he knows the sidewalk rule >>>>

my 13 month old just said “mama bad”. thank you son. i really needed to hear that today 🙃

I repeat, I’m an Oklahoman and you don’t represent me.

I finally got to my parents house after a 7 hour drive. It’s 1am. why is my sisters cat watching Pawn Stars?

this is unbelievable

Nobody: Toddlers when you take something dangerous away from them:

my sister let me walk around with teriyaki sauce on my chin… in PUBLIC. i hate her

i get married in 2 days and don’t even have shoes lmao

kolbe forgot our son’s clothes for our wedding so he literally wore suspenders and shorts down the aisle. i will never let this man live it down

Certain friends of mine can never ever ever leave my life. I will move into the house next door if they try it.

Not Adam Devine posting this 😭😭😭

mary tagging me in them every other week 🫶🏻

like 6 years ago someone stole my disney princess vans out of my car and i still think about it

when you open a snack and you hear paws running your way 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

i want another baby but i don’t want to be pregnant again. booooo

i ain’t never been so mad at a show like tonight 🙄 #TheVoice

Spending extra money at Cane’s for 2 extra toasts… seeing the extra toast box… then not having toast IN MY MEALS🫠 why Raising Cane's???? WHY???