hate seeing a fast minivan bc why are you driving your mom’s car like that

How your email finds me

alien superstar

i miss que papas 😔Pizza Hut

walking into san fansokyo and hearing pon pon pon just unlocked a memory

Do you remember when you joined X? I don’t! because i joined twitter #MyXAnniversary

idk after rewatching the office and parks and rec at the same time i still think p&r is better

getting on the touch tunes at a dive bar and ruining the vibes>>>>

i used to work for an irish woman that called me a star everytime i did something she appreciated and i just don’t know if i’ll ever get that feeling back

Nara Smith when her kids ask for a glass of water:

hbo is legally obligated to remake the final season of game of thrones after this fuck ass montage

i love when people ask me link’s name and then ask if it’s a zelda reference 🥰

I have decided that I would defend her with my life

somehow ended up on the side of tiktok that’s hosting the 2024 waterlily weigh off and i am actually quite delighted

unfortunately addicted to getting my way

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