We need to destigmatize candles as gifts. Candles are actually really expensive and nice to receive

this is the paper towel where my dad puts all of the folded chips he finds during his little snacks. he does it bc those are my mom’s favorite, so when she gets home from work there’s just a stack of them waiting

One annoying thing that has come from COVID is that any mild symptom I have my brain immediately thinks I have COVID again…. like body aches because you fell snowboarding? No COVID. Headache from dehydration? no COVID… like I’ve never done this with any other sickness… 🙄

damn it’s like you gotta stay busy just to not get lost in yo thoughts

Being an adult means getting excited to go home after work to do your skincare routine.

My dream is to be The Wonton Don when I grow up. Hands down the coolest job in the world!

What is something you absolutely love that society does? I’ll go first, I love when someone in oncoming traffic flashes their brights at you to let you know there’s a cop around the next corner.

“Abs are made in the kitchen” Yeah, and you know what else is made in the kitchen? Cookies, and cheesecake, and lots of other delicious food.

Remember like two weeks ago when Elon was like “tell me how to end world hunger and I’ll do it” and then he bought twitter for $44 billion instead

u should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare

I put out peanuts for the birds every morning and they have started bringing me elastic bands. I don’t speak bird, what could this mean, and do I have to eat the elastic bands now?

The US has lost approximately 45% of their managed bees this year…. that is the second highest loss rate since 2006. We are DOOMED.

Women LOVE to organize shit. We love to color coordinate by size and shape and season. And then we love to show everyone who walks in the room the new system to our organized spaces.

my biggest financial mistake was being in 8th grade in 2009 when I should’ve been buying foreclosed real estate

Cold Brew does something to me that nothing else will ever be able to do #staycaffeinated

Is an oil change just a gynocology appointment for a car?

How do you tell a cat with no concept of personal space that you’re incredibly allergic to it and you want to love it but from a safe distance

I may be biased but I feel like no other college town makes alumni more excited to go back and visit than NAU kids to Flagstaff

I don’t know if this makes sense to anyone else but after I bleach my teeth the sound and texture of a sharpie on cardboard is almost worse than nails on a chalkboard