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haley

@haleyhaleyooo

My friends call me hayooo

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calendar_today29-10-2012 18:50:39

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this is the paper towel where my dad puts all of the folded chips he finds during his little snacks. he does it bc those are my mom’s favorite, so when she gets home from work there’s just a stack of them waiting

this is the paper towel where my dad puts all of the folded chips he finds during his little snacks. he does it bc those are my mom’s favorite, so when she gets home from work there’s just a stack of them waiting
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One annoying thing that has come from COVID is that any mild symptom I have my brain immediately thinks I have COVID again…. like body aches because you fell snowboarding? No COVID. Headache from dehydration? no COVID… like I’ve never done this with any other sickness… 🙄

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What is something you absolutely love that society does? I’ll go first, I love when someone in oncoming traffic flashes their brights at you to let you know there’s a cop around the next corner.

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“Abs are made in the kitchen” Yeah, and you know what else is made in the kitchen? Cookies, and cheesecake, and lots of other delicious food.

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Remember like two weeks ago when Elon was like “tell me how to end world hunger and I’ll do it” and then he bought twitter for $44 billion instead

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I put out peanuts for the birds every morning and they have started bringing me elastic bands. I don’t speak bird, what could this mean, and do I have to eat the elastic bands now?

I put out peanuts for the birds every morning and they have started bringing me elastic bands. I don’t speak bird, what could this mean, and do I have to eat the elastic bands now?
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The US has lost approximately 45% of their managed bees this year…. that is the second highest loss rate since 2006. We are DOOMED.

The US has lost approximately 45% of their managed bees this year…. that is the second highest loss rate since 2006. We are DOOMED.
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Women LOVE to organize shit. We love to color coordinate by size and shape and season. And then we love to show everyone who walks in the room the new system to our organized spaces.

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How do you tell a cat with no concept of personal space that you’re incredibly allergic to it and you want to love it but from a safe distance

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I may be biased but I feel like no other college town makes alumni more excited to go back and visit than NAU kids to Flagstaff

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I don’t know if this makes sense to anyone else but after I bleach my teeth the sound and texture of a sharpie on cardboard is almost worse than nails on a chalkboard