i've never seen anything funnier than this

Being a large corporation is great because when you steal money from people instead of prison or even a punitive fine you just say “oops sorry jk” and payback what you stole and everyone moves on. This option, weirdly, is not available for people who shoplift razors from CVS.

Even if you only fuck goats ironically, you're still a goat-fucker.

This big ass image of Demi Moore on the Oscars screen is sending me

Some things never change. One thing about Karen.... she's gonna stay packing heat. #Daredevil

Gregg Araki x John Waters ❤️‍🔥 #CriterionFlashSale

maysilee donner you have been promoted you are now one of my elite employees #sunriseonthereaping

I was curious what the “related queries” were for the search term “AI Overviews” over the past year in Google Trends. Oh.

“America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.” • 80% of Americans agree • 20% disagree “I would be better off if I worked in a factory.” • 25% of Americans agree • 73% disagree • 2% currently work in a factory 👉🏻 cato.org/sites/cato.org…

paying $50 for popcorn, dropping my key somewhere under my seat right as the lights go down and spending the entire run time pissed off

NEWEST FEAR STREET HAS NO LESBIANS

I wish people were as mad about AI being added without our consent to email, Word, etc. as they were that time Apple dropped a free U2 album on us.

if i was a movie director i too would put my beautiful wife and friends in every project i made

I used to think Mulholland Drive or Southland Tales were the most prescient films of the 21st century, but now I actually think it was Walk Hard.