the rest is still unwritten pimp

today marks 25 years since britney spears built the eiffel tower.

I have angels on both shoulders actually,,

i’m like if a girl was stabbed multiple times but kept walking like nothing happened

Well, Toontown is fucked

Barron 😳

this can’t be the same internet I raised my neopets on

“Brigham Young was a courageous pioneer who by any historical standard is egregiously portrayed in the series,” the church says. “As long as you use a standard that disregards all the blood atonement, racism, human trafficking, slavery, mob castration, and genocide.”

Men will say "there is no higher calling than being a SAHM" and then look at their divorce lawyer like she's crazy when she says "your ex is entitled to 50% and child support"

elon and trump messy gay breakup happy pride month❤️

It’s still fuck Elon Musk btw but let me step aside and let him whack Trump

look at the resources they’re willing to commit to terrorize people but not feed or house people

can i come over and circle you like a vulture

This is from when you hid from the January 6th mob. You know the criminals that Donald pardoned.

Need to stand in a creek about this

This mad libs ass sentence

i’m being pushed to the jar jar brink